23 May 5 reasons I don’t sleep naked…
Several times a year, it seems, conversation eventually drifts ’round to the age-old question of pj’s or nude.
Now, I have very strong feelings about this. And it has nothing to do with insecurities or self-consciousness. Personally, I love to be naked, but there is a time and place for it. Bathing…obviously. Smooshing of the naughty bits…duh. Skinny dipping. Streaking…if you’re into that. Dancing under the light of the full moon.
Naked is good.
I hate sleeping in the nude.
Too much opportunity for rude awakenings, and little to no opportunity for grabbing a robe or something with which to cover oneself.
and so I present… 5 reasons I don’t sleep naked: